I went to the local Hallmark to find a certain numbered Precious Moments anniversary figurine and they didn’t have any that high. They had ones and a generic “Happy Anniversary” and a fifty but none in my denomination. This puzzles me. Is there just no demand? Do people just not stay married that long? Or has the attraction of little painted porceline statuettes faded over time? Anyway, I’m confused and really irritated about this so my cynical side says they’ve probably traded marriage in for ‘Been shacked up’.
See? Bad attitude.